Wonder Twin Powers Fail to Activate
Hall of Justice-Horror erupted in Metropolis this past week when the powers of the Wonder Twins, Zan and Jayna failed to activate. This marks the first time in the Twins' 25 plus year crime-fighting career that they failed to respond to a call for help.
The twins who following a tumultuous youth as members of Prof. Phinneas Q. Hornswaggle's Incredible Space Circus, went on to join the Justice League of America in 1975. During years touring the universe they came to discover how to control their amazing powers. After escaping the living hell that was performing 32 times a week 51 ¾ weeks a year, the twins made their way towards Earth, where they hoped to find a better life. All they found, however, was a world warped by crime and corruption.
After attempting to free the world of crime (almost) single-handedly, they came to the attention of Batman, the head of the Justice League of America, who asked them to join the League; there they put their powers to work. Jayna who could transform into any animal and Zan who could change into anything water-related that could help solve the situation, became fixtures on the Crime Fighting circuit.
This past Thursday, the Justice League was in the midst of responding to a report from their Justice-Computer, to a crime-in-progress, courtesy of the Injustice League of the World. Upon arriving the Wonder Twins decided that they would do their part to rectify the problem. Shortly after Zan said that he would turn into, "A rack of Ice-Cubes", and his sister informed the world that she'd turn into an, "Albino Corinthian Grizzly Bear", the two put their rings together and uttered their immortal signature phrase, however, unlike the thousands of times before, their powers failed to activate.
Fortunately the remainder of the team; whose powers quake in comparison to those of the Wonder Twins, were miraculously able to stop the evil-doers from completing their vile mission.
"Thank God for the other members of the Justice League" Said Zan, when reached for comment in regards to the incident.
"Yes," agreed Jayna, "had it not been for Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Hawkman, the Green Arrow, the Martian Manhunter, the Green Lantern, Aquaman, and Captain Marvel, [the Injustice League Members] Chronos and Poison Ivy, very well may have succeeded in their intentions of illegally crossing the street."
Shortly thereafter, Zan and Jayna went to the prestigious Mayo Clinic Rochester, MN, where they underwent testing to see what may have caused their powers to malfunction. Their test results have failed to indicate what may have caused the incident.
The twins who following a tumultuous youth as members of Prof. Phinneas Q. Hornswaggle's Incredible Space Circus, went on to join the Justice League of America in 1975. During years touring the universe they came to discover how to control their amazing powers. After escaping the living hell that was performing 32 times a week 51 ¾ weeks a year, the twins made their way towards Earth, where they hoped to find a better life. All they found, however, was a world warped by crime and corruption.
After attempting to free the world of crime (almost) single-handedly, they came to the attention of Batman, the head of the Justice League of America, who asked them to join the League; there they put their powers to work. Jayna who could transform into any animal and Zan who could change into anything water-related that could help solve the situation, became fixtures on the Crime Fighting circuit.
This past Thursday, the Justice League was in the midst of responding to a report from their Justice-Computer, to a crime-in-progress, courtesy of the Injustice League of the World. Upon arriving the Wonder Twins decided that they would do their part to rectify the problem. Shortly after Zan said that he would turn into, "A rack of Ice-Cubes", and his sister informed the world that she'd turn into an, "Albino Corinthian Grizzly Bear", the two put their rings together and uttered their immortal signature phrase, however, unlike the thousands of times before, their powers failed to activate.
Fortunately the remainder of the team; whose powers quake in comparison to those of the Wonder Twins, were miraculously able to stop the evil-doers from completing their vile mission.
"Thank God for the other members of the Justice League" Said Zan, when reached for comment in regards to the incident.
"Yes," agreed Jayna, "had it not been for Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Hawkman, the Green Arrow, the Martian Manhunter, the Green Lantern, Aquaman, and Captain Marvel, [the Injustice League Members] Chronos and Poison Ivy, very well may have succeeded in their intentions of illegally crossing the street."
Shortly thereafter, Zan and Jayna went to the prestigious Mayo Clinic Rochester, MN, where they underwent testing to see what may have caused their powers to malfunction. Their test results have failed to indicate what may have caused the incident.
posted by Patrick at 10:19 AM
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Perhaps the inbreed finally caught up.
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