Nickname For Man's Member, Also the Name of a Bestselling "Sex-Toy"

Spokane, WA- Seamus Goldberg discovered, to his horror that his nickname for his penis was also the name of a best-selling vibrator, Monday.

Goldberg, who was taken without his knowledge to the Downtown Spokane branch of Lover's Intimate Paradise, by his friends Jose Anderson, Diego Anderson (no relation), and Harold Dillon; who took Goldberg to the popular Spokane sex shop, as a prank.

"We felt like messing with him," said Dillon when reached for on Wednesday, "We thought that it would just be really funny, since Seamus is kind of squeamish about sex."

Goldberg who despite reading the sign of the store and seeing the windows were blacked out had no idea where he was, until he entered the store with his small group of friends. Only then, upon seeing the various sexual implements and pornographic materials did Goldberg realize where he was.

"We all got a pretty good laugh from his reaction," said Jose Anderson,

While he browsed the various wares of the store he came upon something shocking. Whilst perusing the aisles of "sex toys" he came upon a vibrator marketed under the name "Electric Glory" (Johnson's Family Dildo Company, $22.55). Upon seeing this device he called for his friends to come over.

"We all came running," said Dillon, "From whatever part of the store we were in to see what he wanted. When we got there we saw 'Electric Glory' and I couldn't believe my eyes. Then we all totally lost it."

As Dillon and the Andersons laughed, store employee and local band member Zeke Hernandez, came over to see what the commotion was.

"They asked me about that particular product," Hernandez said "I knew it well, 'Electric Glory' happens to be one of our bestsellers. Then I asked them why it hade caught their eye. They then informed me that 'Electric Glory' happened to be the nickname of their friend's penis."

During a late-night snack at an AM PM two years earlier, the then Gonzaga University Freshmen decided to name their genitals. Reportedly, Goldberg was the last member of the group to pick his name.

"The rest of us had already chosen one," Said Diego Anderson "Mine was 'Raging Cyclone', Jose's was 'Mighty Grizzly' and I think Dillon's was 'Apocalyptic Death Squad'; But, Seamus still hadn't gone. He was taking his time. After a few minutes he said 'I have it! Mine's called, Electric Glory'."

Goldberg is currently applying to get the name of his penis changed, but his friends have not ruled on his request.