Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Glomgold Released By Authorities

Duckburg- South African diamond baron Flintheart Glomgold, a Duckburg resident was released by Duckburg Police on Tuesday. This, after the results of an autopsy of recently deceased billionaire Scrooge McDuck, cleared him of any wrongdoing. The autopsy, which was performed on Monday, September 12, revealed that McDuck, 138 at the time of his demise, had been killed after “ingesting several dozen coins during the course of his daily swim”, which led the elderly McDuck to die of asphyxiation. After the results were given to Duckburg Police officials over the weekend, they released Mr. Glomgold, who had been in custody under suspicion of Murder Most Fowl since just after McDuck‘s death. When reached for comment Mr. Glomgold said, “I am glad that I have been cleared of the ludicrous charges that were brought against me in the aftermath of my rival‘s untimely death. I plan to continue my work increasing my fortunes, and offer my condolences to the McDuck family.”

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