“Jolly Green Giant” Weds “She-Hulk”

Le Sueur, MN- Local celebrity Theodore Greene, known to millions around the world as the “Jolly Green Giant”, married his long-time girlfriend Jennifer Walters, better known as the “She-Hulk”, in a simple wedding attended by friends and family, on Sunday. Walters, who works as an attorney at the law firm of Goodman, Lieber, Kurtzberg, & Holliway, in the Superhuman Law department, met Greene, who has worked as a mascot for the “Jolly Green” company, which he helped to found with some college friends from the University of Minnesota, in April of 2003, when he became one of the firm’s clients. Almost immediately attracted to each other, because of their similar and rare pigmentation, they began dating shortly thereafter. After dating for nearly a year-and-a-half, they became engaged in fall 2004. They have taken leave from their places of employment, for their honeymoon.