Process Server Embarrases Co-Workers By Proclaiming ‘You Got Served’, After Serving Process

Chicago- Jon Dagget, a process server employed by the prestigious Chicago law firm of Hawthorne, Proctor, and Putnam’s attempts to create a catch-phrase has embarrassed co-workers at the firm, according to his collegues on Friday.

Dagget, a graduate of the University of Chicago, who began working for the firm after graduating from the school with a Bachelor’s of Fine Arts, in Theater, has attempted to create a more Avant-Garde phrase to be used by the firm’s process servers whilst delivering court summons to the public.

“He felt the traditional, ‘consider yourself served’ that is told to each person after recieing their summons, wasn‘t unique enough for such a respected firm” said Sarah Vanderbilt, a fellow procees server at the firm.

“Yeah,” corroborated Martin Finch, an intern who has worked closely with Dagget, “whenever we‘d go out to serve people with their summons, and Jon [Dagget], would almost immediately after they accepted the papers shout at the top of his lungs, ’you got served!’. I mean talk about embarrassing ”

When reached for comment Dagget seemed oblivious to the embarrasment he has caused his coworkers.

“I was just trying to say something fun and interesting. I mean, being a process server gets really boring really fast. If someone has a problem with it they should see me about it, and not let me find out when a newspaper comes to interview me about it.” Dagget said, visibly fighting back tears before quickly retreating to his cubicle.

As of the publication of this article, Dagget’s co-workers had not yet offered any apologies for not speaking to him themselves.