Abbrevation Breeds Confusion

Pullman, WA-The use of the abbrevation IMF bred confusion Thursday at Washington State University. The Abbreviation used by [Introduction to Comparative Politics] Professor. Dr. Francis Hawley, which stands for The International Monetary Fund, bred speculation from the class's students. A partial list of the speculated answers is printed below.

I.M.F?

Incredible Monkey Farm.
Illustrater Michael Ford.
Illusions Make Fools.
Ignorance Makes Friends.
Igloos Mean Fun.
Isle of Man Funds.
Intel Makes [F]rocessors.
In Mobile, Floods!
Illiterate Men Fart.
Ingest Meat Forever!
Implicit Meanings Flower.
Industry Manufactures Fear.
Imbecilles Might Fete.
Interrogating Major Fowler.
I Massaged Franks. (Especially Charlemenge!)
Illyrians Mate Frequently.
Ivanhoe Mauled Freud.
Intern, My Friend.
Internment Made Foes.
Instead, Mark Fell.