APA Announces Top Crises of 2006

Boston, MA- The American Psychological Association announced their projection of the top crises of 2006 today. The list that has been released for 15 years, contained some crises who had never appeared on the list as well as several that have been on the list for many years. "This years list contains everything from Jack Abramoff to AIDS. It runs the gambit" said APA spokesman Sean Weaver in a statement released early Monday. The APA Crisis list is an important indicator of what issues may face the United States in the year ahead.

The APA 2006 Top Crises
1. Mid-Life
2. Identity
3. Sexual
4. Time (3)
5. Atomic Train (to be narrowly averted by Rob Lowe)
6. Oil
7. Social Security
8. Energy
9. Time (1)
10. Global Warming
11. Legitimacy (Too Legit!)
12. Education
13. Time (2)
14. Jack Abramoff
15. AIDS (1980s Weight Loss Product)
16. AIDES
17. AIDS (Aquired Immune Deficancy Syndrome)
18. Y2K (Biding its Time)
19. Y3K (In League with Y2K)